theflyestbooty:

lettingthewaterholdmedown:

knitmeapony:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

indiekid98:

misscokebottleglasses:

misscokebottleglasses:

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

Update: 4 lemons

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

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update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

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update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

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update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

Well this is just the cutest fucking thing.

y’all. 

Crying

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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marrow22:
“And they lived happily ever after👭
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